Watchmen (2009) Dir. Zack Snyder
Rorschach’s Journal. October 12th, 1985: Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll whisper “no.”
Degenerative Cubism afflicts 12% of Spanish cattle. If the disease were ever to become airborne, it’s estimated that all beef cattle in the country would be little more than a few lines leaving the impression of cattle within one month.
A realism vaccine was developed in 1994 but has occasional surrealist side effects, turning 2% of cattle injected into two arguing mimes and a waffle.
(Source: free-parking, via bonerwaters)
The kit 2. (oxy, oxycocdone, morphine, dilaudid, supeudol, hydromorphone, dexedrine, adderall, xanax, valium, percocet, meth, fentanyl, cocaine, …)
Well, this is kind of fucked